John Taft

Investigative Reporter Copyright J.Taft, 2000

_ LADIES, GET A BETTER VIEW THAN PLAYGIRL CENTER FOLD OFFERS.

That's right, if you like Playgirl magazine, you'll love working for the Josephine County sheriff's department. Being a female deputy in the men's section of the jail will change the way you look at things. You'll be entitled to a good salary, a wonderful retirement program, and a special benefits package seldom seem in the normal job market.

Working in the men's section of the jail also entitles you to sneak previews of the month. Gawk at these freebies. As a deputy, you'll get to wear our nifty uniform and watch big strapping men coming and going from the showers with no secrets to hide from your prying eyes. You can ooh and ah as men, in the buff, parade down the jail halls as you watch. You'll also view those big hunks change clothes right before your very eyes. Why, you might even get to do one of those intimate contraband searches. Others have, reportedly, so why not you? This type of work sure beats being a homemaker and watching buns in the oven. If any of the men object to you eyeing them just write them up and take away their visiting and commissary privileges. Remember, we back you up. You'll have more power over men than mom had over ole dad.

If you qualify, and become a deputy sheriff for JoCo you'll cancel your Playgirl subscription and come away with a different point-of-view. You'll save money while taking in new sights. Hmmm, what a deal. Don't forget, if you enjoy pushing men around, you might even get to do that also.

Ladies, consider the JoCo jail for an exciting new career in law enforcement. Submit your application today. You must be over 21. Other restrictions may apply.

This is not an equal opportunity program. Sorry, but these same privileges are not available to men in the women's section of the JoCo jail.